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Top 50 April Fools’ Day Quotes

Top 50 April Fools’ Day QuotesWe have all been celebrating April Fools’ Day for a very long time now.  This day has been celebrated for centuries when there was a time when William Shakespeare and Plato were alive. Now, we can imagine how old this tradition goes. So, when we say that Shakespeare was alive, how could he not write a quote on this day? In this article, we have added Top 50 April Fools’ Day Quotes written by different authors and writer. Read on for the best quotes about April Fools’ Day!

 

I made fool out of 2 people today…. You want to know how??…………………………..Just like this, and now the count of fools is three.
You are requested to not leave your house today because there are people hunting for fools out there and I want to keep you safe.
Everything has its day and also every fool has its day…… On your special day, I am wishing you a very Happy Fool’s Day.
The best day of the year for you is April 1st because that is the only day which suits you perfect…. Happy April Fool’s Day dear.
The difference between a wise man and a dumb man is very simple….. Wise man always sends a message and dumb man always reads it…. Like you are reading my message.
When I look into the mirror, I hear the mirror shouting Beautiful! Beautiful! But when you look into the mirror, the mirror shouts Fool!! Fool!!!
An accident has taken place and we need your urgent help….. We need one unit of your blood group…. Please do come otherwise that poor monkey is going to die!!!
Jan 1st: I looked at her…. Feb 1st: She looked back at me….. March 1st: I told her that I love you….. and one month later she told me that she loves me too and that day was April 1st.
A fool is always a fool…. So it doesn’t matter whether it is March 31st or April 1st because he is a fool all 365 days of the year.
Being a fool is always better than being intelligent because nothing is expected of you…… Happy Fool’s Day to you.
“God has played the biggest joke on me by giving me a brother like you who is such a challenge on daily basis….. Happy April Fool Day dear.”
We are brothers by blood but pranksters by nature….. Let us have a rocking April Fool’s Day by showing the mirrors to some smart brains.”
To the brother who thinks he is really intelligent and smart, no matter how much you run away from it, I will always be the first one to wish you on your birthday on April 1st.”
“Long time ago, only fools used to read the messages I used to send…….. Surprisingly, the history still continues…. Happy April Fool dear 2019.”
“I am planning to go to France on the first of the next month and dad is going to sponsor my trip because I am his real son…. April Fool brother!!!”
“Mom has promised me that she is going to give a bigger share to me from her legacy and because you are a good son, you will not object…. Don’t panic!!! Its’ April Fool!!!”
“Hey brother, today is the best day to propose any girl you wish to because if she says a yes, you are the winner and if she says a no then you can tell her April Fool miss!!!”
“It really doesn’t matter whether it is March 31st or April 1st because a fool is a fool every day….. Happy Fool’s Day dear brother.”
“On this special day, I want to wish you April Fool’s Day because this day is celebrated for the fools like you.”
“April 1st is a sweet reminder to all those who think they are smart but are actually fools….. Just thought of reminding you the same dear.”
“Just wanted to remind you that never hurt anyone with your pranks on April Fool because relationships are valuable…. But I can hurt you as you don’t have a heart.”
“Your girlfriend asked me to inform you that she will waiting for you at her place, tonight at 8 because she is throwing a big party for you on your day…. Happy Fool’s Day!!!”
“I am very kind when it comes to picking friends because I don’t simply make friends because they are humans, I make friends with monkeys, just like you my dear.”
“Never ever trust anyone who calls you smart and intelligent, impressive and radiant as they all are trying to fool you because its April Fool’s Day.”
“I never ever make any attempt to make a fool out of you, not because you are smart and I can fail but because it is not justified to make a fool out of a fool.”
“I eagerly wait for this day the whole year because I can wish so many of my friends a very Happy Birthday because they are the cutest fools on the planet.”
“May you are always surrounded with lots of girls and they all see a brother in you….. Happy Fool’s Day!!!”
“I love you because you are so different….. I haven’t seen as big a fool as you and I am proud to have you as my friend…. Happy April Fool’s Day dear.”
“There will be people to tell you that you are so amazing, stylish, wise but I will always be there to show you the mirror to tell you that they are lying.”
“You cannot touch your tongue to both your lips and all the fools are going to be trying touching them to find out the truth.”
“Only fools make all the attempts to prove that they are not fools because smart people know it and don’t need to prove it.”
“Your girlfriend messaged me that she really likes me and that she cannot be a monkey anymore…. I am just wondering what why did she take so long to find that out.”
“I just sent a bug to eat your brains but it died because it could not find anything but vacant space inside your head….. Happy Fool’s Day!!!”
“Every good ends with fool like beautifool, wonderfool…. And I am gratefool to have a friend like you who is such an amazing fool.”
Everyone has a day of recognition; you also have, it’s on April 1st
Be sure of the person who will compliment you on this day, Its April fool
You are so cute; wait cute means creating unnecessary troubles every minute
I want to take you out for a candle night dinner and say those three words” Please pay bill”.
I have a surprise for you, just step out and see. There are many to wish you” April fool”
If at any point in time you feel sad in your life and you feel like a loser…. I will come and hold your hand and will take you for a nice walk on the bridge…. To show you the path to end all your problems….. To show you that you can jump from here!!! Happy Fools’ Day my love.
Never let any problem surround you…. Whenever you are sad then go and stand in front of the mirror and say, “Oh, I am so pretty” and you will be able to kill your sadness…. But my love, don’t make this your regular practice as liars have to pay the price for their lies.
Her, I just wanted to tell you that everything between us is over as I have got engaged with the girl my parents chose for me and 1st of April is my marriage…. And I would love to see you there as my friend….. Lol…. Just relaxed as I just played a prank on you…. Happy Fools’ Day in advance.
If there is something that is bothering you and you are tensed about….. If you feel that nothing is going right and you are unable to find solutions to your problems…. Just think of me and your tensions will seem smaller as I am the biggest trouble of your life!!!
Know what, April 1st is the best day to propose a girl…. If she accepts your proposal then you are a lucky man and in case she rejects you then you can always tell her “April Fool”…. So can I propose you my love…
If anyone compliments you for your beauty, brains, style, attraction then don’t listen to these people as how dare they try and fool you before Fools’ Day….!!!
Are you sad by any chance and you think that nothing can make you smile in this situation….Just go and stand in front of the mirror and you will need no more reasons to laugh as the biggest reason is right in front of your eye…. Happy Fools’ Day my love.
I have never seen anything so delightful, so serene, so natural….. I am glad to have such a wonderful blessing…. I am so happy god made me like that….. Oh I hope you were not thinking that I was talking about you….. Lol…. Happy April Fools’ Day!
“To the most amazing parents in this world, I am sending you April Fool’s Day wishes for making this day super fun for me with your pranks throughout my childhood.”
“Today, tomorrow and forever, there is one heart which is always going to beat just for you and that is your own heart….. Best wishes on Fool’s Day to my dear parents.”
“When I was small, you fooled me each and every day to make me eat food, do my homework…. Happy Fool’s Day to parents who have played the best of the pranks on their child.”
“Never be happy when you make a fool out of your own child because you are proving that your genes are not smart…. Happy April Fool’s Day!!!!”
“I never let anyone fool me on Fool’s Day because I want to make sure that you are called smart parents by the world.”
“You are never too old to play pranks and my parents always prove this saying right with their creative pranks on me…. Best wishes on Fool’s Day!!!”
“You are born intelligent or born fool….. It totally depends on how smart your parents are….. So please don’t fool me because you are intelligent parents.”
All those parents who shy away from playing pranks on their kids on April Fool’s Day are the ones who don’t want to prove that their genes have failed!!!”
Pranks on Fool’s Day are the best way to bond over laughter….. I love you mom and dad and this is surely not an attempt to make a fool out of you two.
A recent study has proved that Fools use their thumb while reading SMS. Now it’s too late, Don’t try to change your finger! Try to catch some other fool!
U r very important to me, Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen.
U R the one who is Handsome U R the one who is Intelligent U R the one who is Smart And I am the One who is spreading these Rumours.
Someone… Misses U… Needs U… Worries about U Is lonely without U Guess Who? A Monkey in the zoo...
You are really a CUTE person! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to Hari Mirchi hai!
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp kampate honth, Yeh thartharata hua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe Malaria hai.
Today, tomorrow and forever There will be one heart That would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… Take out your... Book from your bag and study…
If people say u r fool, be patient. If they say u r monkey, relax. If they say u r stupid, be cool But if they say u r smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
U will be a Rose for all Trees U will be a Smile for all Faces U will be Water Falls for all Hills & U will be a Brother For all Cute Girls!
When ur life is in darkness Pray to God ask him to free u from darkness And if u r still in darkness Then please pay ur Electricity Bill
Always keep your lover's photo in your purse. Whenever you are in big trouble, see the photo. You will feel that the problem you r facing is trivial...
Since I have met u, I have realized that a friend like you Is worth million dollars... So, if u don’t mind...... May I sell you?
When u feel lonely n alone & Can’t see anyone around u, The world seems to be fading away, Come along with me. I'll take u to an Eye Specialist.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, Take u for walk on a bridge and Show u where to jump.
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, For me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "Heart Attack"
When u feel sad, Go to mirror and say, "Damn, I am so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain… Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai… Yun to hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hain… Lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hain…?
A – You r Attractive B – You r the Best C – You r Cute D – You r Dear 2 Me E – You r Excellent F – You r Funny G – You r Good-Looking H – hehehe I – I’m J – JOKINGHappy April Fool’s Day 2019
Fool se, fool ne, Foolon ki foolwari me Fool ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautifool, Colorfool & wonderfool Amongst all the fools. Happy April Fool's Day
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw
Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
A recent study has proved that Fools use their thumb while reading SMS. Now it’s too late, Don’t try to change your finger! Try to catch some other fool!
FOOLse FOOLne FOOLonki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya- O FOOL, your are the most beautiFOOL, wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS. Happy April FOOLs day
Sometimes I get quiet all of a sudden. That’s when there’s a million and one things going through my mind. !!

April Fools’ Day Funny Quotes

There is one thing which we guarantee on April Fools’ Day and that is fun and craziness. In this part, we have added the funniest quotes about people and April Fools’ Day that you can use and send to whoever you wish to make laugh!

Aa Raha Hai Din April Fool Ka : Aa Raha Hai Din April Fool Ka : Aur Sath Me Laya Mosam Thande-Thande Dermi Cool Ka. 😀
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jaate hain Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jaate hain Yun to hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hain, Lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jaate hain Happy April Fools day.
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental10% senti and90% mental!!
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jaate hain Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jaate hain Yun to hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hain, Lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jaate hain Happy April Fools day.
April 1st Calls For A Celebration Of Fools.So,Go And Join Them.. 😀Today Is Fools Day..
Aa Raha Hai Din April Fool Ka : Aa Raha Hai Din April Fool Ka : Aur Sath Me Laya Mosam Thande-Thande Dermi Cool Ka. 😀
A Day Will Come ,, When The Whole World Will Celebrate; YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWSBUT KEEP IN MIND, APRIL FOOL Comes Once A Year.. 🙂 Congratulations..!
In your life, when you wake up & don't see anyone, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST April Fool
U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. . CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere
WARNING ! ! !This is a VIRUS . . .When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person 2 flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. 🙂
Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap
Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2 Days it's 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2017

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April Fools’ Day Funny Quotes For Girlfriend

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Hum nay april fool manay to unko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jisne yeh dastoor banya.
31st March ho ya 1st april Fool to Fool hi hota hai. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools
Just a friendly reminder on april fool –Relationships are precious,do not hurt them by foolingand lying on first April / April Fool.
Making Fool a wonderfool Friend ……Like You…. ……Nevar…. Press F13 on your Keybord if You Agree With Me..!! Happy April Fool Day
A day will come… When the whole world will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!
Best Relationships NeedsNo Promises No Demands N No ExpectationsIt just Needs 2 people1 Fool Like U And 1 Cool Like Me...;-p
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu fool
The maple syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie----I--- APRIL FOOL!
New financial year, new fools. But how can we ignore the old fools like you. It's a crowning moment for you. Have a rocking special day!
Fact 1: You can not touch your both lips with your tongueFact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it
Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today . .. ... the history continues. Happy All Fools' Day!
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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